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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYou sell metal boxes with higher monthly payments to bored suburbanites.
Directing traffic until the digital showroom takes over.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals without the awkward small talk.
no no noyouAI▸ AUTOTRADE AGENT V4.1▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
calculates optimal financing rates in milliseconds
You manage showroom floor traffic, set aggressive commission targets, and negotiate final lease terms with stubborn buyers.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the exact moment a buyer is ready to walk away.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Software begins tracking every customer interaction to predict buying intent.
Month 4
Visual sensors replace manual inspections of trade-in vehicle condition.
Month 12
Algorithms adjust vehicle sticker prices based on real-time market demand.
Month 18
Customers finalize financing contracts via secure, remote digital interfaces.
Year 2 · D-Day
Showroom staff are replaced by an unattended automated kiosk terminal.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
14 percent
Average margin loss
8 cups
Coffee consumption
3 units
Deals closed daily
Your severance
One free extended warranty on a base model.
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