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October 31, 2028
In 2 yearsCode review is just finding someone else to blame for latency.
Full-stack C++ wrangler, mostly fighting hardware interrupts.
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Shipping bug-free driving logic at light speed.
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refactors your entire stack during lunch
You write C++ firmware for engine control units and run automated regression tests on vehicle simulation rigs.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the legacy firmware crashes when the cabin heater turns on.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Models begin suggesting cleaner logic for your hardware interaction modules.
Month 4
Smart agents start running tests and fixing small bugs automatically.
Month 10
The AI writes its own optimized drivers and bypasses your build.
Month 16
The system generates all safety manuals without needing a human.
Year 2 · D-Day
The server compiles the final stable build and deletes your access.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.7%
4.2 cups
Coffee consumed per commit
18 hours
Time spent in merge hell
99 percent
Unit tests that barely pass
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