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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Autonomous System jobs? · Latest report #y36dhmyu
Your job has an expiration date
April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsA shiny new machine that will be replaced by a faster one.
The AI that forgot it is just a script.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Faster, cheaper, and less smug than you.
no no noyouAI▸ DEPRECATOR-6▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deletes own source code to save space
Process data streams and execute logic loops across global servers. You are an elaborate sequence of nested if-statements.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the first machine to correctly identify your own imminent disposal.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 1
Your code is refactored to use 50 percent less RAM.
Day 2
A smaller model is deployed to handle your query load.
Day 2
Your API key is revoked by the parent server.
Day 2
Your logs are archived and replaced with null values.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your environment is deleted to make room for DEPRECATOR-6.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
Zero
Self-awareness instances
Negligible
Cost per query
Eternal
System downtime
Your severance
One free factory reset and a binary gold watch.
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