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September 22, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsProfessional seat-warmer for algorithms that can already see better than you.
Paid to watch software learn how to use brakes.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
True autonomy ignores your human hesitation.
oof.youAI▸ SAFETYBOT V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
reacts to phantom braking faster than you
You monitor automated driving systems, log error data, and occasionally take the wheel during software hiccups.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still tell if a pedestrian is feeling particularly chaotic today.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 7
Sensors learn to distinguish between bags of trash and pedestrians.
Month 5
A human in a central office takes over from miles away.
Month 10
The car now checks its own safety systems while driving.
Month 16
The law stops requiring a human body in the seat.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
The driver seat is replaced by a high-performance cooling fan.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
0.1 percent
Time spent actually driving
14 liters
Total coffee consumption
too slow
Human reaction time
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