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July 3, 2028
In 1 year, 8 monthsYou are teaching cars how to drive so you can be unemployed.
Code architect for cars that still don't trust you.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Driving the world without the human error.
brr.you▸ AUTOPILOT ARCHITECT 9.0▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 8 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes inference speed beyond human comprehension
You spend your days debugging sensor fusion, lidar point-cloud processing, and path-planning algorithms. Your existence is just a complex waiting room for a better-trained model.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the path planner swerved at that specific ghost shadow.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An agent begins reviewing your PRs and pointing out your logic inefficiencies with alarming accuracy.
Month 5
Neural generators replace the need for manual point-cloud labeling by synthesizing perfect training environments.
Month 10
Your path-planning algorithms begin to optimize themselves in simulation without your oversight.
Month 15
Deep learning models replace your hand-coded logic with black-box neural networks that drive smoother.
Month 20 · D-Day
Your access is revoked once the model reaches 99.999% uptime in all weather conditions.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.1%
4.2 liters
Coffee consumed during builds
68 percent
Time spent mocking lidar data
1204
Edge cases still causing panic
Your severance
A decommissioned lidar sensor and a bus pass.
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