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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYou are literally training the machine that will drive you into unemployment.
Professional sensor-logger and digital ghost-driver.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Real-world testing is for legacy hardware.
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processes petabytes of sensor data nightly
You validate sensor fusion, debug edge-case disengagements, and log thousands of miles of highway testing. Your job is effectively a self-destruct countdown timer.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still judge if the car's lane choice feels aggressive to a human.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
An AI agent now scans your telemetry logs to instantly categorize disengagement events.
Month 6
Simulation environments replicate your physical test routes with 100% fidelity, rendering road tests obsolete.
Month 12
Vision models automatically generate JIRA tickets based on identified sensor fusion anomalies.
Month 16
A single supervisor monitors a fleet of fifty vehicles, eliminating the need for test engineers.
Year 2 · D-Day
The entire testing loop is internalized into a continuous integration pipeline with no human oversight.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
4.2
disengagements per shift
80%
hours spent staring at logs
1000x faster
test fleet efficiency
Your severance
One self-driving taxi ride home with no safety driver.
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