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September 22, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsTraining the car to not hit things, until it eventually will.
Professional car-sitter and emergency brake enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The car that learns from its own mistakes.
bzzt.youAI▸ AUTOPILOT GUARD V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
predicts traffic patterns three seconds early
You monitor self-driving software, intervene in edge-case errors, and manually report system disengagements during test drives.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle, chaotic intent of a human driver before the car can.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 12
Better cameras track your eye movement to see where you look.
Month 4
The AI compares its choices to your physical brake inputs.
Month 10
The car begins overriding your inputs for minor corrections.
Month 16
You move to a desk while the car drives itself remotely.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
The car no longer requires a human safety chaperone inside.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
3.2
Average disengagements per hour
480
Minutes spent staring at static road
64%
Confidence in emergency braking
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a ride-sharing app.
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