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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsTraining code to steer boats that will eventually steer you away.
Senior path-planner (mostly C++, allergic to wake turbulence)
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Optimising ocean transit without the human lag.
help!youAI▸ NAVISCRIPT CORE 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
patches navigation bugs in real-time
Writes path-planning algorithms and sensor fusion code to help vessels navigate through unpredictable harbor traffic and open water.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuitively guess why the boat drifted into a pier during that simulation.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI agents begin refactoring your legacy path-planning libraries for efficiency.
Month 5
Synthetic data engines generate superior edge cases you never considered.
Month 10
Adaptive algorithms hard-code vessel responses to wind and current shifts.
Month 15
Direct sensor-to-actuator control eliminates your software middleman layer.
Month 19 · D-Day
The vessel navigates perfectly without your code or your presence.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
Sub-millisecond
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Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-maritime, landlocked region.
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