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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour cables are just wires waiting for an automated routing system.
Master of XLR knots and stage light focus.
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Perfect acoustics without the sweaty technician.
bzzt.you▸ STAGECORE V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calibrates sound levels in milliseconds
You wire soundboards, focus stage lights, and troubleshoot feedback during live events. Technology will replace your human presence soon.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still physically untangle a XLR cable that someone stepped on.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors and motors now aim and focus stage lights automatically.
Month 3
Automated patch bays replace your manual cable plugging sessions.
Month 7
AI audio processors cancel feedback better than human ears can.
Month 12
Cameras and microphones monitor room audio to adjust levels live.
Month 18 · D-Day
The house console is now fully autonomous and requires no technician.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
42
Cables knotted per event
11
Mic feedback events
6
Coffee cups left on console
Your severance
One free XLR cable and a pat on the back.
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