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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYour soldering iron is no match for our diagnostic push-updates.
Serial port wrangler and professional HDMI replugger.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The cable that never kinks.
split.you▸ AV-FIXER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
reboots the entire building network remotely
You troubleshoot DSP configurations, update network firmware, and swap out faulty hardware at client sites.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still physically untangle a bird's nest of HDMI cables without breaking a sweat.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors detect signal degradation before the client even notices.
Month 5
Network switches update themselves during off-hours without manual oversight.
Month 10
Hardware sends failure alerts to depots days before it breaks.
Month 15
Courier drones drop off replacement parts directly to smart lockers.
Month 21 · D-Day
The AI assumes full control of the entire signal path.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
42 minutes
Average onsite diagnosis time
91 percent
Successful hardware RMA rate
High
Client annoyance levels during downtime
Your severance
A lifetime supply of zip ties and velcro straps.
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