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November 15, 2029
In 3 years, 1 monthEnjoy coiling cables while the motorized winch slowly makes you obsolete.
Professional cable-untangler and heavy-truss lugger.
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Cable-free stage automation for the modern era.
bzzt.youAI▸ RIGMASTER PRO 4.0▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
deploys self-routing smart cables during load-in
You manage cabling, truss rigging, lighting focus, and audio signal routing for events. The physical labor of load-in and load-out is your primary burden.
The one thing AI can't do
You can untangle a complex XLR nest in under thirty seconds by touch alone.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart-tensioning spools eliminate the need for manual cable coiling by the end of shift.
Month 8
Robotic light fixtures use LiDAR to auto-focus onto speakers without requiring a human on a ladder.
Month 16
The audio snake is replaced by low-latency wireless nodes, removing physical signal path management.
Year 2.2
Programmable, ceiling-mounted motorized winches handle all truss height adjustments via cloud commands.
Year 3.1 · D-Day
The Gantry-Rig system executes a fully autonomous load-in while you watch from the unemployment line.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.7%
42
Average cable knots per gig
High
Back strain incidents
90%
Load-out time reduction
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium gaffer tape.
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