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October 27, 2029
In 3 yearsSolving HDMI handshake errors until the robots decide to just unplug everything.
Master of cable management and professional button pusher.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Wireless connectivity that actually works, unlike you.
oof.youAI▸ SIGNALMASTER X1▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
mutes the microphone before the awkward silence
Setting up projectors and sound systems while untangling infinite miles of XLR and HDMI cables.
The one thing AI can't do
You can physically wrestle a stubborn video switcher into submission when the driver fails.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Auto-pairing sensors replace your frantic hunt for the right dongle.
Month 5
Software algorithms monitor and adjust audio levels in real time.
Month 15
Vision-guided infrastructure maps and manages every input source perfectly.
Year 2.1
Self-configuring hardware racks eliminate the need for manual patching.
Year 3 · D-Day
Robotic arms strip the remaining cables; your services are no longer required.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
40 percent
Time spent finding adapters
42
Cables per event
infinite
HDMI errors fixed
Your severance
A box of used Velcro ties and a VGA cable.
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