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October 25, 2028
In 2 yearsYour complex banking setup is just a database query away from deletion.
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refactors legacy banking code in seconds
You patch core banking software and fix bugs in complex Avaloq parameter configurations. You attend endless client meetings.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the legacy database schema makes no sense to the auditors.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI crawls your logs to document every hidden system quirk.
Month 5
Smart agents verify your code fixes before you wake up.
Month 12
AI joins your Zoom calls to silently learn your vocabulary.
Month 16
The AI writes its own parameters for banking workflows.
Year 2 · D-Day
You are invited to log off as the system updates itself.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
20 cups
Coffee consumption per week
15 hrs
Useless meeting hours
Zero soon
Code patches written
Your severance
One free trial of the software that replaced you.
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