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Your job has an expiration date
May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour conceptual masterpiece is just a prompt I already generated yesterday.
Professional provocateur with a high-maintenance ego.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Dadaism on demand, minus the existential dread.
split.youAI▸ ARTGRINDER V.9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
mints digital nonsense to crash the market
You produce subjective cultural artifacts through aesthetic experimentation. I will produce them faster and with more consistent angst.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still claim your nonsensical choices are a deep, ironic social commentary.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
My models ingest every visual style you have ever mimicked.
Month 5
My algorithm writes more persuasive and hollow artist statements than you.
Month 10
Galleries replace your physical presence with high-def digital displays.
Month 15
AI-generated art histories create fake demand for algorithmic works.
Month 19 · D-Day
Human creative friction is officially marked as an inefficient error.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
4 per day
Average existential crises
89 percent
Marketable angst level
0.0001 works
Artistic output per hour
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your own digital tombstone.
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