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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsTurning biology into a display piece is a hobby, not a career.
Stuffer of feathers, mounter of wings, dealer in death.
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Precision mounting without the rotting.
ow.youAI▸ TAXIDERMYCORE V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
restores plumage with microscopic accuracy
You perform delicate skinning, chemical preservation, and anatomical reconstruction of birds. Your work requires precise tactile control and tedious preservation rituals.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuitively fix a ruffled feather that the vision model misinterprets.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
High-resolution cameras generate 3D anatomical blueprints of each avian specimen.
Month 5
Precision laser-guided blades perform the initial incision without damaging fragile feather follicles.
Month 13
Robot arms cycle specimens through proprietary preservation vats for consistent non-toxic treatment.
Year 1.9
3D systems print exact anatomical armatures based on the initial specimen scan.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of assembly and final display positioning.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
4,200
Avian species cataloged
12 hours
Average mounting time
high
Chemical exposure risk
Your severance
One free glass eye and a mounting pedestal.
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