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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou sell overpriced PowerPoint decks that say flying costs money.
Senior Associate (Expert in slide deck filler text)
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Slides built faster than your billable hours
brr.you▸ CONSULTANT-GPT V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates meaningless market insights every six seconds
Analyze airline market data and slide-deck industry trends to justify overpriced consulting fees for bored airline executives.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still perform the ritual of looking busy during a client meeting.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Automated software begins auto-filling your standard industry slide decks.
Month 4
Direct database pipes replace your manual flight capacity data entry.
Month 8
Predictive models write your strategic recommendations without human oversight.
Month 13
AI-led virtual assistants hold meetings directly with airline executives.
Month 18 · D-Day
The consulting firm realizes they no longer need associates at all.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
40 per week
Billable hours wasted
10pt
Average font size
120
Slide deck page count
Your severance
One free trial of a PDF editing tool.
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