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December 9, 2027
In 14 monthsSelling overpriced lipstick to your own neighbors is finally becoming obsolete.
Professional guilt-tripper for the neighborhood beauty market.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Personalised beauty spam delivered while they sleep.
stretchy.youAI▸ DIRECTTARGET BEAUTYBOT V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
sends automated guilt-tripping texts to your friends
You walk door to door with brochures and physical stock. You manage personal relationships to drive small-scale beauty orders.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still charm a neighbor into buying lotion they absolutely do not need.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Your paper catalog is replaced by an automated ad loop.
Month 4
Smart apps predict customer needs before you even knock.
Month 8
Autonomous kiosks replace your door-to-door walking route.
Month 13
AI models mimic your friendly tone for repeat sales.
Month 14 · D-Day
The neighborhood finally blocks all human sales attempts.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
98 percent
doorbell-annoyance factor
12 tonnes daily
brochures recycled
400 per day
average neighbor ignored
Your severance
A lifetime supply of expired anti-aging cream samples.
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