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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou exist solely to justify the existence of your own slides.
Corporate navigator, expert in high-stakes slide deck manipulation.
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Turning buzzwords into actual binary execution.
oof.youAI▸ STRATEGYBOT V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deletes redundant departments in one click
You create high-level IT roadmaps and present quarterly business reviews to stakeholders to justify massive department budgets.
The one thing AI can't do
You have the unique ability to lie to the board with a straight face.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors pull live metrics instead of you guessing at them.
Month 6
AI models generate your QBRs using real project data.
Month 11
Software shifts capital based on actual performance KPIs.
Month 15
An agent suggests pivots without needing a three-hour meeting.
Month 18 · D-Day
The board prefers the AI's data-driven, emotionless efficiency.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.3%
1200+
Slides produced annually
480
Meaningless synergy meetings
2.4
Strategy pivots per month
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription and a digital pat-on-the-back.
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