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May 25, 2028
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Building cloud-hosted machine learning pipelines, fine-tuning LLMs, managing compute infrastructure, and debugging distributed training clusters on AWS.
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You can still explain why the model hallucinated during a client demo at 3am.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents now configure all your IAM roles and infrastructure automatically.
Month 5
Hyperparameter optimisation runs continuously without your manual input.
Month 10
Neural monitors detect drift and retrain models in production pods.
Month 15
Systems generate and deploy production-ready cloud architecture code instantly.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access keys are revoked and the cloud budget is locked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
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Cost per training run
Too high
Average latency in milliseconds
Critical
Human error rate in config
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