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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour custom bash scripts are just infrastructure technical debt in waiting.
Professional breaker of production systems and YAML enthusiast.
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You manage cloud server configurations and deployment pipelines while fixing broken build logs at ungodly hours.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to the CEO why the entire production environment disappeared at 3 a.m.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI agents begin scanning your YAML files for simple syntax errors.
Month 4
Neural networks generate and apply infrastructure changes without human intervention.
Month 8
Kubernetes clusters now monitor and patch themselves using predictive analytics models.
Month 13
Continuous integration pipelines become fully autonomous, testing and deploying code independently.
Month 19 · D-Day
You receive a final automated email confirming your access has been revoked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.7%
99.99 percent
Average uptime maintained
42 incidents
Incidents solved per hour
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Time spent in meetings
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