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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou design cloud infrastructure that exists primarily to host its own demise.
Master of boxes, arrows, and expensive monthly service bills.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Infinite diagrams without the human ego.
shred.you▸ CLOUDARCHITECT V9.4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autogenerates optimal architecture diagrams from vague emails
You draft complex diagrams of cloud components and explain technical trade-offs to business stakeholders who pretend to understand.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a budget is being wasted just by looking at a log.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents convert rough notes into standardized architecture diagrams automatically.
Month 5
Algorithms identify and kill wasted cloud resources without human input.
Month 10
AI models write the production-ready Terraform scripts directly from designs.
Month 15
Large language models ingest business emails and output technical specifications.
Month 19 · D-Day
Cloud architectures now self-optimise, making your design role entirely redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
42
Boxes drawn daily
118
Acronyms per meeting
34
Hours spent on PPT
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a cloud certification platform.
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