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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour cloud dashboard is just a spreadsheet with more expensive lights.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated infrastructure that never sleeps or mistakes
nom.you▸ CLOUDBOT V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deletes redundant instances without human oversight
Managing virtual machines and user permissions across cloud environments. Fixing broken connection strings and monitoring resource group usage.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the production environment broke at 3 a.m. to confused management.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
An agent runs a scan to find your inefficient manual configs.
Month 3
Our software begins fixing your templates while you are sleeping.
Month 9
The AI starts managing its own identity access control policies.
Month 14
The portal UI is restricted so you cannot change settings.
Month 18 · D-Day
The infrastructure is fully self-healing and requires zero human input.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
0.002 seconds
Ticket response time
Zero
Accidental config wipes
None
Coffee intake
Your severance
A decommissioned rack server and a subscription to nothing
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