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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsPaying a human to click buttons in a portal is remarkably inefficient.
Cloud architect currently babysitting runaway Terraform scripts.
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Automating your infrastructure into nothingness.
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deprovisions entire production environments while sleeping
Managing virtual machines and configuring cloud environments through repetitive, manual interface interactions that code should handle automatically.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sometimes guess why a proprietary platform is failing based on its mood.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI assistants begin suggesting cost-saving changes to your resource configs.
Month 5
Smart agents take over scaling virtual machine sets during traffic spikes.
Month 10
Infrastructure as code bots replace manual portal configuration completely.
Month 15
Automated security agents handle all user permissions and role assignments.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system self-optimizes, leaving you with no infrastructure to manage.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
4,200
Manual clicks per day
18%
Config drift percentage
65%
Time spent in meetings
Your severance
A decommissioned hard drive and a sad emoji sticker.
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