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April 19, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour pipelines are just glorified scripts that I can rewrite tonight.
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You build and maintain ETL pipelines using Azure Data Factory and SQL. You constantly chase broken data ingestion jobs.
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You can still explain why the legacy stored procedure broke on a Tuesday.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents identify and fix your inefficient SQL queries automatically.
Month 4
Monitoring tools restart failing data factories before you wake up.
Month 8
Neural nets learn your source structures and map them perfectly.
Month 13
Your access to the Azure portal is revoked for safety.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system runs without human intervention, leaving you truly redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
42 percent
Pipeline drift rate
high
Average panic at 3am
99 percent
SQL query redundancy
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