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September 17, 2027
In 10 monthsManaging cloud migration while your actual career migrates to a server.
Professional status-updater and professional meeting-attender.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Real-time resource orchestration without the human overhead.
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automates status reports before the meeting starts
You track sprint velocity and nudge developers to close Jira tickets. You turn status updates into PowerPoint slides.
The one thing AI can't do
You are actually quite good at sensing which developer is secretly quitting next week.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Our bot scrapes Jira to write your weekly progress summary.
Month 3
Cloud APIs now handle the provisioning you used to track.
Month 6
Algorithms predict velocity better than your gut feelings ever did.
Month 8
Speech-to-text agents record calls and tell everyone what to do.
Month 10 · D-Day
The dashboard deletes your seat and finalizes the server migration.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
402 per day
Jira tickets moved
14 hours weekly
Slide deck overhead
1:3
Coffee-to-meeting ratio
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our redundant project management portal.
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