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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace B-Stock Quality Assurance Tester jobs? · Latest report #yjy5re69
Your job has an expiration date
December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsFinding bugs is easy; watching you find them is just repetitive.
Professional bug-finder, amateur frustration-bearer.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated pixel-perfect perfection.
oof.youAI▸ GLITCHHUNTER V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
records every crash automatically
You verify game build stability and hunt for visual glitches. You write bug reports for developers to ignore.
The one thing AI can't do
You have the strange, human intuition to notice when a jump feels just slightly wrong.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Simple bots take over walking every level corner.
Month 3
Software reads crash dumps faster than any human.
Month 6
Cameras compare game frames to reference UI assets.
Month 10
Scripts execute recorded button combos to verify bugs.
Month 14 · D-Day
The system finishes the final build verification solo.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
4.2
Bugs logged hourly
12
Coffee cups consumed
94%
Crashes ignored by devs
Your severance
A lifetime supply of energy drinks and regret.
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