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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour personality is just a wrapper for a CRM entry anyway.
Professional rapport-builder, part-time spreadsheet warrior.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals before the human wakes up.
wheee!you▸ CLOSERBOT ENTERPRISE 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters high-value prospects with total indifference
You spend your days hunting leads and smoothing over objections. Then you draft contracts until your eyes ache.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when to stop talking during a high-stakes negotiation.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Your CRM history is uploaded to train the closing model.
Month 3
Generative agents take over all initial outreach and scheduling.
Month 7
Software automatically calculates discounts and drafts final legal contracts.
Month 12
Voice-cloning bots conduct initial discovery calls with zero latency.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system negotiates and signs deals autonomously 24/7.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
92 percent
Average rejection rate
85 attempts
Cold calls per day
too many
Client golf outings
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a premium cold-call database.
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