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August 12, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYour charisma cannot outrun a pricing algorithm that knows the fleet.
Professional relationship builder (mostly spreadsheets, occasionally golf).
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing fleet deals without a lunch break.
split.youAI▸ AUTOFLEET NEGOTIATOR 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates the entire procurement contract signing process
You chase leads to pitch fleet electrification, manage high-stakes demo drives, and navigate complex corporate procurement procurement cycles.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when a C-suite executive is just bluffing.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI bots start sending personalized fleet savings proposals to every lead.
Month 4
Algorithms predict exact discount thresholds to close deals without human ego.
Month 10
High-fidelity VR sessions replace physical test drives for fleet managers.
Month 15
Smart contracts execute automatically once all KPI targets are met.
Month 21 · D-Day
The sales team is permanently archived to make room for server space.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.2%
92%
Average rejection rate
14 gallons
Coffee consumed per quarter
400 hours
Time spent in CRM
Your severance
One complimentary charging cable and a LinkedIn premium subscription.
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