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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour spreadsheets and name tags are merely expensive ways to procrastinate.
Professional cat herder for suits who don't listen.
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Automating the misery of corporate socialising.
toast.youAI▸ EVENTLOGIC PRO 4.0▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
mutes the microphone when someone asks off-topic
You book venues, chase speakers for slides, and panic when the catering order for two hundred is missing.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who can stop a speaker from rambling for three hours.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI models scan and book venues based on your historic preferences.
Month 4
Algorithms handle the run-of-show and automated speaker reminder emails.
Month 10
Digital check-in stations remove the need for your badge printers.
Month 15
Cloud portals force speakers to upload files before the deadline.
Month 19 · D-Day
The event runs perfectly without a single human coordinator present.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
400 daily
Cold emails sent
62 percent
Speakers ghosted
3 per hour
AV tech errors
Your severance
A box of stale conference swag and one handshake.
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