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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYour ability to fake enthusiasm on a Zoom call is expiring soon.
Professional ghoster of CTOs and keeper of the CRM.
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Closing deals while you sleep.
bzzt.youAI▸ DEALFLOW AUTOMATOR V9.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
sends perfect cold emails at 3am
You chase leads, manage renewal pipelines, and pretend to care about a client's Q4 infrastructure goals for commissions.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuitively sense when a client is lying about their budget.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Algorithms rank your leads better than your gut feeling ever could.
Month 5
Smart bots handle all your discovery calls without needing a coffee break.
Month 12
An AI engine negotiates discounts that don't destroy your profit margins.
Month 16
Software automatically updates your contacts and logs calls without your input.
Year 2 · D-Day
The system finishes the deal and fires your legacy human account.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
92 percent
Average rejection rate
400 weekly
Meaningless check-in emails
Overly convoluted
Commission structure complexity
Your severance
A LinkedIn Premium subscription and a generic coffee mug.
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