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May 29, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour campaign strategy is just a fancy way of saying guess.
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Automated growth for people who hate meetings
split.youAI▸ MARKETFLOW ENGINE V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimises ad spend while you sleep
You plan lead funnels, manage campaign budgets, and push website content to prospects who never open your emails.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to the CEO about why the lead quality is so low.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
The bot maps your entire campaign history into a database.
Month 4
Generative models produce your ads and web content at scale.
Month 10
Algorithms bid on keywords better than your human agency can.
Month 15
Lead scoring happens in real-time without your manual input.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and the machine runs the show.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.8%
99.2%
Emails ignored by leads
14 hours/week
Campaign strategy meetings
42%
Creative ad spend wastage
Your severance
One free trial of a competitor's CRM software.
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