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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYour career is just a series of calendar invites needing deletion.
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cancels all meetings in your calendar
You facilitate daily standups and manage sprint backlogs while pretending that your metrics are actually moving the needle.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still sense the exact moment the room loses faith in the roadmap.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors pull directly from Git commits to update project boards.
Month 5
Voice models transcribe and email actionable items, removing your need.
Month 12
Algorithms determine sprint velocity faster than any human guess.
Month 16
AI monitors output and replaces one-on-one feedback loops.
Year 2 · D-Day
A dashboard manages itself while you finally find real work.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
82 percent
Time spent in useless calls
44
Slack messages ignored daily
12
Quarterly pivots made
Your severance
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