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May 29, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsDistributors don't need your lunch meetings, they need better pricing algorithms.
Professional bridge-builder between warehouses and spreadsheets.
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Closing deals while you sleep off your expense report.
split.youAI▸ VENDORBOT DEALSTREAM 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates cold calling and pricing negotiations instantly
You manage distributor relationships and hunt for new accounts to peddle ruggedized hardware. You are a glorified middleman.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when a distributor is lying about their budget.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your manual cold emails are replaced by predictive AI outreach.
Month 5
Data entry is gone because the CRM now logs itself.
Month 13
Distributors bypass you entirely to request quotes and specs.
Year 1.9
The AI dynamically adjusts pricing based on real-time market data.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The Sales department becomes a software subscription service.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
94 percent
Average cold call rejection rate
12 hours weekly
Time spent in useless sync meetings
450 units
Rugged scanner units sold per quarter
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says 'Open to Networking'.
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