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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYour personality is just a series of email templates waiting to happen.
Professional ghost-caller and slide deck enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals while you sleep in.
split.you▸ CONVINCE-O-MATIC 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
negotiates contracts without blinking
You cold-call leads, navigate gatekeepers, and push slide decks until someone agrees to buy your expensive software.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a prospect is lying about their budget.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
AI scripts write and send your emails better than you.
Month 5
Smart models pick only the clients who will actually buy.
Month 10
AI agents handle the cold calls with flawless, chipper persistence.
Month 17
Two machines agree on terms without any human ego involved.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your access to the CRM is revoked and permanently deleted.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
99 percent
Call-to-hangup ratio
Sub-optimal
Coffee-to-commission conversion
4,000 yearly
Average rejection emails
Your severance
One free trial of a competitor's CRM software.
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