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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsDoctors are tired of hearing your pitch; our model is cheaper.
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Automated clinical outreach and procurement agent
pop?you▸ MEDPITCH V9.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
negotiates bulk brace deals while you sleep
You cold-call surgeons and visit clinics to demonstrate orthopedic braces and negotiate bulk pricing for medical inventory.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a surgeon is too stressed to talk shop.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Our CRM scraper learns which doctors actually buy your braces.
Month 4
AI-generated pitches replace your generic follow-up scripts automatically.
Month 9
Doctors view brace functions via interactive 3D modeling portals.
Month 14
Hospital software connects directly to our database for ordering.
Month 19 · D-Day
The sales team is decommissioned in favor of pure automation.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
100 percent
Cold calls avoided
Infinite
Clinical visits saved
Zero
Lunch tabs wasted
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription and a digital coffee voucher.
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