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Your job has an expiration date
May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour quota is a suggestion, but your replacement is an inevitability.
Software seller with a very expensive phone bill.
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Closing deals before you wake up.
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automates contract redlining during the first call
You chase cold leads and demo software to hotel chains. Soon, algorithms will close the deals for you.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a hotel manager is lying about their budget over coffee.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI predicts which hotel manager will buy before you even call.
Month 6
Custom video demos replace your generic pitch deck presentation.
Month 13
Software agents handle pricing back-and-forth without human emotion.
Month 21
Predictive analytics resolve account issues before customers even report them.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The enterprise sales office is reclaimed for extra server storage.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
Zero
Cold calls per day
99.9 percent
Demo precision
Microseconds
Negotiation speed
Your severance
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