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Will AI replace B2B Software Salesperson jobs? · Latest report #6yn8m2ye
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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsTrading expensive lunches for a script that never loses its patience.
Professional acquaintance hunter with a quota-sized anxiety disorder.
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No golf trips required for a sale.
oof.youAI▸ PITCHMASTER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
closes the deal while you sleep
You pitch software to busy executives and manage complex sales cycles. You spend your life chasing signatures on contracts.
The one thing AI can't do
You can actually look a CEO in the eye to lie about the product roadmap.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents take over the tedious task of cold outreach.
Month 5
Generative models build perfect, data-driven decks without your input.
Month 10
Deep-fake clones conduct the discovery calls with perfect pitch.
Month 16
Algorithms determine the exact discount needed to trigger the signature.
Year 2 · D-Day
The human sales funnel is officially shuttered for maximum profit.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.7%
42
Average rejection per day
800
Hours spent on golf courses
94%
Percentage of lies told
Your severance
One lifetime supply of lukewarm airport coffee.
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