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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsDistributing art for people who hate art is now automated.
Gatekeeper of niche cinema for people in suits.
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Curating global film acquisitions without the ego.
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filters out bad festival buzz automatically
Managing access for film festivals and sales agents. Curating digital screeners for international film acquisition professionals.
The one thing AI can't do
You can genuinely tell which festival films have actual cultural legs.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Algorithms replace your manual verification of industry buyer credentials.
Month 4
Smart contracts handle international windowing and regional film access.
Month 8
Data models suggest films to buyers instead of manual emails.
Month 13
Technical support for playback issues is handled by self-diagnostic agents.
Month 18 · D-Day
The platform runs itself; your administrative interface is retired.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
0.001 seconds
Festival screener link processing
99 percent
Industry networking noise reduction
Zero cups
Coffee consumption during pitch
Your severance
A lifetime supply of empty digital screener passwords.
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