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May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsSelling software to people who are also trying to replace themselves.
Professional dream-seller for software that barely works yet.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals before the human wakes up.
split.youAI▸ PITCHBOT ENTERPRISE V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
sends high-intent emails during board meetings
Cold-calling, demoing features via video, negotiating contract terms, and constantly updating the CRM with unqualified leads.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is lying to you about their budget.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
Software automatically updates deal stages based on email activity.
Month 8
Smart agents send hyper-personalized outreach based on prospect data.
Month 15
Interactive video models conduct the initial product demonstrations.
Month 21
Algorithm-driven tools handle basic contract redlining and pricing.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
Human sales staff are invited to seek alternative employment.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
0.02%
Cold call conversion
400+
Emails sent daily
Perpetual
CRM status updates
Your severance
Two months of LinkedIn Premium and a coffee voucher.
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