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December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsTurning your boring cloud-platform news into slightly louder corporate noise.
Professional filler of empty press-kit space
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Generating vague corporate enthusiasm at scale.
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blasts thousands of tailored spam emails daily
You draft press releases and pitch software updates to journalists who stopped caring years ago.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a client's face without looking like a glitching GIF.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI starts monitoring every tech blog for optimal phrasing patterns.
Month 3
Generic press releases are written by agents with no human intervention.
Month 6
Scrapers replace your outdated spreadsheet with real-time reporter database feeds.
Month 10
Personalized spam emails replace your manual pestering of tech writers.
Month 14 · D-Day
The press-release engine launches, officially making your role legacy software.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
89 percent
Average buzzword density
99 percent
Journalist emails ignored
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