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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour procurement paperwork is just a database entry waiting for deletion.
Expert at deciphering dense public procurement law for profit.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing tenders faster than a committee meeting.
glub.youAI▸ GOVPROCURE-X 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates federal procurement bidding cycles
You navigate complex public tenders and endless regulatory compliance to sell services to government agencies.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the subtle panic in a bureaucrat's eyes during a handshake.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The AI monitors all public tender portals for relevant opportunities.
Month 5
Language models write your entire RFP response in seconds.
Month 10
Automated legal crawlers ensure every contract clause is compliant.
Month 20
Digital agents negotiate terms directly with government procurement bots.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
Human input in the bidding cycle is officially disabled.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
84%
Tenders lost to bureaucracy
4 liters
Coffee consumed during RFP review
0.02
Seconds to parse compliance docs
Your severance
One lifetime subscription to a premium coffee machine.
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