Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Back Alley Pet Surgeon jobs? · Latest report #mhtzjap2
Your job has an expiration date
April 22, 2031
In 4 years, 6 monthsYour illegal scalpel is no match for our industrial laser array.
Cutting corners in the shadows of the vet industry.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Illegal surgery, now with factory certification.
sluurp.you▸ VET-BOT PRECISION 9▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autoclaves your tools with high-intensity ultraviolet light
You perform unlicensed veterinary procedures in improvised spaces. You manage infections and surgical wounds without institutional support.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when an animal is truly panicking by the twitch of its whiskers.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 3
Sensors identify animal pain before you even see the patient.
Month 15
Portable imaging units replace your guesswork with detailed digital maps.
Year 2.2
Precision grippers perform incisions with zero human tremors.
Year 3.3
Sealed pods replace your dirty kitchen table with sterile rooms.
Year 4 · D-Day
Your illegal clinic is permanently locked by the automated system.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
12
Average stitches per cat
Dubious
Sanitation level
Infinite
Risk of lawsuit
Your severance
One lifetime supply of expired medical grade bandages.
Discussion
