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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYou spend all day fixing race conditions that didn't exist before.
Master of APIs and architect of 2am production fires.
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You write server-side logic and manage databases. You spend your life debugging API endpoints and wrestling with legacy infrastructure.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the build broke at 3am.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Our agents scan your entire repository to learn your habits.
Month 3
The system writes and tests its own unit tests daily.
Month 10
AI rewrites your slowest database calls while you sleep soundly.
Month 16
The machine proposes better service layouts than your team meetings.
Year 2 · D-Day
The server pushes your final commit and deletes your access.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
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Average uptime maintenance
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Hours spent on standups
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Coffee consumed per deploy
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