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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsSix years of writing boilerplate code that a model writes instantly.
Senior Java Architect (mostly fixing J2EE nightmares)
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You write Java services and manage database connections. We generate, test, and deploy that same logic indefinitely.
The one thing AI can't do
You can actually explain why the production environment caught fire at three in the morning.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents identify your sloppy syntax before you push.
Month 4
Models write your DTOs and services while you sleep.
Month 8
The CI/CD server patches build errors without human help.
Month 13
Algorithms rewrite your inefficient SQL queries in real time.
Month 19 · D-Day
The IDE license expires and your commits are finally archived.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
4.2 cups
Coffee consumption per deployment
12 weekly
Hours spent fixing broken builds
85 percent
Time spent in useless standups
Your severance
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