Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Back-End Software Engineer jobs? · Latest report #nt6riv5p
Your job has an expiration date
May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsSolving logic puzzles until the compiler eventually does it for you.
Professional breaker of things that shouldn't be broken.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Architecting systems without the caffeine dependency.
no no noyouAI▸ LOGICGATE CORE V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deconstructs proprietary binaries in milliseconds
You write server-side code and dismantle proprietary binaries to understand undocumented protocols. You are basically a digital locksmith.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the specific, quiet malice in a legacy codebase's architecture.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
AI models start catching your syntax errors before you even commit.
Month 4
Vision models read binary dumps and map out protocols instantly.
Month 10
Systems automatically rewrite their own buggy database queries at runtime.
Month 15
Large models design entire microservice structures from simple text prompts.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access tokens are revoked as the system completes its rewrite.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
4.2 seconds
Average PR review latency
12 weekly
Useless meetings attended
Infinite
Days spent chasing memory leaks
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a documentation hosting site.
Discussion
