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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYou are just a human macro waiting to be deleted.
Gatekeeper of the company's messiest shared drives.
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Data entry without the human error
stretchy.youAI▸ ADMINBOT V9.0▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
mass-automates your weekly status reports
You shuffle data between spreadsheets and databases to keep the lights on for people who actually work.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuitively fix a broken formula when the whole department panics.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An agent learns how you move files between folders.
Month 4
Automated scripts begin processing your daily email inbox.
Month 8
A live dashboard now handles all your standard reporting.
Month 12
A system flags your manual steps as unnecessary overhead.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and your functions are integrated.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
too many
Spreadsheets managed
98 percent
Emails ignored
4 cups daily
Coffee consumption
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one stale donut.
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