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June 6, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou spend half your day explaining why the API is down.
Expert at translating business panic into technical debt.
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Automated logic for an unbothered stack.
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You manage database migrations, troubleshoot microservices latency, and mediate arguments about whether to use Go or Rust.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a junior dev is about to push a breaking change.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI starts auto-writing your technical debt justifications.
Month 3
Vision models flag your team's code smells instantly.
Month 8
Automated agents patch your production leaks before alarms fire.
Month 13
Logic engines map your roadmap without human bias.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your account is disabled; the service now self-heals.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
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