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Your job has an expiration date
August 29, 2027
In 10 monthsYour spreadsheets are just ghosts of inventory waiting to be exorcised.
Professional quote-maker, invoice-chaser, and spreadsheet-warrior.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning customer intent into pure revenue.
split.you▸ QUOTESTREAM 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 10 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autogenerates quotes based on real-time stock
You generate price quotes and process supply orders for contractors. The machine does this in milliseconds without human error.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a contractor is lying about their actual project budget requirements.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Email parsers scrape your incoming orders before you see them.
Week 6
Stock levels sync directly with the web store's pricing logic.
Month 4
Intelligent agents generate PDFs faster than you can open Excel.
Month 7
Rude automated reminders replace your polite follow-up phone calls.
Month 10 · D-Day
The login credentials for your workstation are permanently revoked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
42
Quotes generated per day
7%
Human input error rate
12 minutes
Average invoice processing time
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our competitor's internal dashboard.
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