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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 17, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsEnjoy your final customer interactions before the kiosks take over completely.
Professional curator of overpriced canvas and synthetic leather.
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The last sales assistant you will ever need.
split.youAI▸ CARRY-MATIC 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
upsells luxury leather with perfect eye contact
You display merchandise, manage inventory levels, and convince people their life is incomplete without a new leather tote.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the customer's doubt and offer the perfect subtle discount.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Interactive tablets replace your printed store catalogs.
Month 4
RFID sensors replace your manual clipboard counting.
Month 8
Payment terminals eliminate your role at the register.
Month 13
Gantry systems move bags from storage to shelves.
Month 18 · D-Day
The shop goes entirely automated and self-service.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
4 minutes
Average sale time
99.9%
Inventory accuracy
12%
Persuasion success rate
Your severance
A vintage briefcase and a brisk handshake.
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