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May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsSelling boiled bread loops is a job for a hungry pigeon.
Carbohydrate conduit for caffeinated urban commuters.
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Automated carbohydrate delivery for the masses.
toast.youAI▸ DOUGH-DISTRIBUTOR 4000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
dispenses fresh dough rings at peak speed
You distribute circular yeast products to commuters. Your efficiency is hampered by human hunger and slow morning transactions.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still remember which regular customer likes their cream cheese on the side.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Apps will handle every transaction, removing the need for human small talk.
Month 7
Robotic arms replenish your display units with perfect, un-squashed inventory every hour.
Month 16
Precision sensors calibrate the exact ratio of spread per bite without your intervention.
Year 2.1
Cameras track customer impatience to adjust pricing before they even reach the counter.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The stall is converted into a fully autonomous, heat-regulated bagel dispensing kiosk.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
12
Bagels sold per minute
14%
Human error rate
High
Coffee spill probability
Your severance
A lifetime supply of frozen bagels.
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